being Scottish has it's advantages

“I'd like shweet, a shower and a shave.”

shaid Shawn Connery in 'the rock.'

The man has a lot to answer for. (not counting the random SNP cold call messages he narrates.)

The last time I checked, his particular twang was not a typical representation of a Scottish accent. People here, however, seem to think a little differently.

For the record, being compared to an old man (albeit one who played some pretty funky characters) is not something I appreciate.

Unfortunately he appears to be the only point of reference for folks so I guess i'm just going to have to bite my tongue and accept the meant compliment:

“oh my gosh! You sound just like Sean Connery!”